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Dunumon: "My grandfather lived for 96 yrs & he neverused
glasses..."Tintumon:"....ya... i know...some people drink directly
from the bottle"...
Appoopanumayi vazhakkitta tin2mon appoopante photo cemitheriyil thookkiyittu thazhe ingane ezhuthi:
COMING SOON
Tintu in ragging Tintumon: Enthadi ninte peru
Student: Veena Suresh
Tintumon: Appo veenillengilo..??
Tintumon Yudhathinu poyi. Bullet proof jacketinu pakaram kothuku valayanittath.
Major: What is this ?
Tintumon: Kothuk polum kerilla, pinneya vediyunda
Tintu Hotelil
tintu: Kazhikkan enda ullathu ?
Waiter: Avide Menu vachittundu.
Tintu: Ennal 2 choodu menuvum oru chayayum....!!!
Tintu mon teacherodu: Muthassi marichu, leave venam.Teacher:
Ninte muthasiyalle 3 azchamunpu marichath?Tintumon:
muthachan veendum kettiyaarunnu...!!!!
Tintumon came from Israel with a case of Scotch. At airport
customs officer asked-"Enthado pettikkullil?"Tintumon:
"Venjaricha vellamanu sir.Officer opened it & asked "Ithu full
madhyam aanallodo?Tintumon:"Ente karthave aa albhutham
veendum sambavicho ? neeveendum vellam veenjakki mattiyo haleluah"
Examiner: What is Microsoft Excel
Tintumon: It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer..
Petrol vila Ingane Koodiyal Sadharanakkar Engane Jeevikkum...??
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Tin2 : Enne pattikkan Avanmarkku Kazhiyilla...!
njan 50 rupakke petrol adikku...!
Sir: Nee achaneyum ammayeyum entha vilikkunnathu ?
Tintumon: Dadi !
Tintumon: Achane "Da" ennum, Ammaye "Di" ennum
Tintumon: Innu ravile muthal oruthan bhayankara miscall adi !
Friend: Aara ?
Tintumon:"BATTERY LOW" ennanu peru kanikkunnathu. Njan edukkumbol cut aakkum!
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